Details emerge showing "Flying Creek" Project will now be an elaborate system of underground Golf Cart tunnels for Rock Creek residents.

 

The new Flying Creek Nature Preserve north of Fairhope broke ground last month creating a new park system in the Dyas Triangle property. The Dyas Triangle is not an occult ancient burial ground like the name suggests but is merely a cursed interdimensional realm where GPS is useless and the squirrels have dark existential ponderings. 

What's more interesting is new details have emerged that the pedestrian tunnel being placed on N Section is currently being reworked to include a large series of golf cart-sized tunnels for the benefit of Rock Creek residents only. The elaborate tunnel system will allow Rock Creekers to travel underground to areas in downtown Fairhope, Point Clear, and the Fairhope Pickleball courts. The tunnels will have facial recognition technology in Rock Creek to access, restricting residents of other neighborhoods, especially Sandy Ford who will be not be allowed in the tunnels, and will be attacked by rabid foxes Rock Creek has been collecting since 2018 if they try.