Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Winn-Dixie to set up shop in Fairhope Piggly Wiggly, Joining fleet of other businesses.

 



Threatened by the acquisition of Aldi Supermarkets, Fairhope Winn-Dixie has decided to fight the merger by opening up a private grocery business within our Piggly Wiggly. They are set to join other famed businesses such as Lartigues Seafood, The International Goat, Andree's, R Bistro, The Flying Pig Coffee, and many more. Piggly Wiggly is well on their way to achieving their master plan of acquiring the entirety of Fairhope within their walls by 2045, creating a futuristic utopian society where we all reside in small Piggly Condos and co-habitat with International Goat Man and the giant talking Crawfish that runs Lartigue's. 

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Fairhope Police desperately attempting to bring in Graffiti artist known as "Leggsy".


 


Once again the Fairhope Police Department's division of Vandalism, and Graffiti On Giant Houses, aka VAN.GOGH has been duped by the graffiti artist known as "Leggsy". The artist has been flying under the radar by setting up scaffolding and doing their work by the cover of normal business hours in plain view, just the opposite of what VAN.GOGH expected. Now a new piece is almost complete on the Rotolo's building, depicting a social commentary on the state of Fairhope. The FPD is asking for anyone with information that could help bring in Leggsy, please contact them immediately. 

Julialake's upcoming "Clubhouse" event to feature sewing workshop, local wine, and Necromancy.

  Up and coming Fairhoper Julialake Graham has made a big name for herself with her booming "Clubhouse" events, featuring lavish ...