Monday, April 3, 2023

New Orleans Mayor Livid with Mobile naming new Amtrak line "The Original Mardi Gras City, SUCK IT NOLA, Express"

 




New Orleans's Mayor expressed her deep disappointment today after Mobile announced the new Amtrak line running from Mobile to New Orleans will be officially named "The Original Mardi Gras City, SUCK IT NOLA, Express". In response New Orleans has planned to  now have the  train end in the Lower Ninth Ward where passengers will be handed a knife and left to fend for themselves as they navigate their way to the French Quarter, battling various gangs and LSU fans like the classic film The Warriors but scarier. 

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