Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Running Wild now offering Point Clear footwear, the shoe made exclusively for Point Clear residents.


 



For too many years residents of the Lakewood Community have had to live their lives using shoes that fail to meet their daily needs. Starting this week however, the On Cloud shoe brand will offer the residents a sneaker made to fit their specific daily needs and will be offered at Running Wild Fairhope with verification of address via I.D or Lakewood Country Club membership documentation. The R&D Team at On Cloud designed the "Point Clear" to tackle the roughest sections of scenic 98, the gravel parking lot of Chive Talkin', and softest fairways of the golf course, all without sacrificing sleek branding, and cool squishy soles. Better yet, On Cloud is also working with doctors at Thomas Hospital, and for a small fee, your baby can even be born wearing his or her Point Clears so they can stun the other babies with style and panache.  

Monday, November 15, 2021

Fairhope to zone left lanes as rental property and collect rent since so many cars want to live there.

 





The City of Fairhope has declared the left lane of all major roadways officially zoned for commercial rental property owned by the city. The City Council has been working tirelessly with local Real Estate Agents to come up with fair prices for those who wish to live in the left lane, which seems like many many people. The Fairhope Police will be collecting the rent from the vehicles over utilizing left lanes, and unfortunately taking over all landlord duties as well, such as fixing broken appliances on the side of the road and spending security deposits in Biloxi. 

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Fairhope Hemp acquires Huntsville Rocket to add to collection of weird things in parking lot.



 






After tense negotiations that lasted for most of the morning, Huntsville Mayor Tommy Battle gave in to the demands of local CBD dispensary Fairhope Hemp, trading the famous rocket ship for 1 armored car, 2 vintage motorcycles, a guitar signed by Jerry Garcia, and a lifetime supply of CBD. The score of the rocket is a major win for Farihope Hemp who's business model, aside from selling cannabis products, is to confuse me enough as I drive by to the point where I have to stop and go in. Some speculate the owners are planning their own space adventure, competing with the likes of Musk and Bezos, and when all you have to do is consume enough of the supplied product and sit in the dormant rocket, it ought to be much cheaper too. 

Julialake's upcoming "Clubhouse" event to feature sewing workshop, local wine, and Necromancy.

  Up and coming Fairhoper Julialake Graham has made a big name for herself with her booming "Clubhouse" events, featuring lavish ...