Over the last several months, it has become abundantly clear to every man, woman, and dog that Fairhope has a very active swinging community whose "signal" is an upside down pineapple placed in a shopping cart. It's practically common knowledge at this point. Trying to avoid public ridicule, some swingers have taken TFI's advice by using a banana flanked by kiwis as a signal. Others have tried avoiding Publix altogether and started using online apps such as Tinder and Craigslist.
Jim Tolbert, local swinger. |
Local eatery Soul Bowlz is sponsoring an program this month for the swingers who have stockpiles of pineapples that are going unused. For anyone who brings in their pineapples, that person will receive half price on any smoothie of their choice. The deal will last all through the month of January.
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