Activist group "Dads of Tyranny" looking to overthrow library board, replace all books with Jimmy Buffett records.

 

A growing online activist group Dad's of Tyranny has started a petition to force the resignation of the Fairhope Public Library board, and all of it's workers immediately. They also call for the removal of all books within replacing them with the entire Jimmy Buffett music catalog available for checking out anytime to members. Since the records will not take up all that much space they propose the Library have a margarita bar installed as well as a restaurant with a nautical theme serving once-fresh seafood. The group has no real ideology on their website, but some believe they perhaps just want to go to the Jimmy Buffet themed restaurant chain Margaritaville. The group states that if their demands are not met, they would also settle for a cool calendar with old sports cars. 

Mari's Italian Cooking Lab opening a Cajun Cooking Lab after successful year.

 

The Mari Italian Cooking Lab on Section Street has spent the last year teaching men and women the traditional historic methods of preparing pasta from scratch, just like Chef Boyardee did before he sold his soul to the devil. Mari, who grew up in the little Italy neighborhood of Buckatunna Mississippi dreamed of teaching big groups of women traditional Mississippi Italian pasta methods since she was a little girl. Now, her dreams have been made a reality. In fact, the classes have been so successful she has branched out into Cajun cooking, focusing on the two groups of food cultures who will actually murder you over how you prepare a dish. She has recruited a man she pulled straight out of a Crawdad hole who will help with the Cajun classes even though the presence of tomatoes frightens him a little. Mari's cooking class is not without controversy, however. One person's spouse is said to have went to a class and learned the ancient methods only to never recreate those dishes at home again herself ever again, Lindsey. People are saying that was a major bummer. 

Larbuck's Seafood set to open in Fairhope this week.

 

Lartigue's Seafood Market has undergone a major branding change and has relocated near the new Fairhope Starbucks - Fairhope. For the Grand Opening Thursday, the first 100 customers will get a free "Craw-puccino" with either Cajun or Old Bay flavor enhancers.

Fairhope holds largest "Escape Room" with annual Lighting of the Trees Ceremony.

 

The world's largest "Escape Room" took place once again in downtown Fairhope, Alabama, drawing thousands of participants from all across the nation. The once a year game held in downtown Fairhope has each contestant squeeze in under the lights, packed in tight, and wait for the official start signal, lights and snow, before everyone battles it out trying to escape. The object of the game is make it home before anyone else does using wit, physical skill, and liquid courage. The Escape Room's creators have artificially filled the square with double strollers, dogs, and apathetic teenagers meant to hinder your progress. Occasionally you'll find yourself having to solve "puzzles" to proceed, such as making the decision to wait in line for that restroom or wager your chances on holding it longer and risk celebrating the "Wetting of the Knees" ceremony.

Fairhope's First Baptist Book Club members upset this month's book is once again The Bible.

 

Some anonymous members of the First Baptist church's monthly book club have sent letters of complaint urging the club to rethink this month's book, The Bible, which has been chosen for 116 consecutive weeks, and since the formation of the club. One member had stated she was hoping for Twilight this month since it is October, but the Club pushed back saying that Revelations was just as good and the Stephanie Meyer's vampire Trilogy. The primary complaint from members is unlike a typical Bible Study, this group in true book club fashion, starts the book from the beginning each month, with most of the members barely getting through Exodus. After some consideration, the Club President has now decided to appease the members and has switched the October book to The Bible: King James Version. 

New Gentlemen's Club "Pink Velvet" coming to Fairhope

 

Fairhope's first Gentlemen's Club is set to open on Del le Mare Street, making way for the new Entertainment District coming to Fairhope. The owners of Pink Velvet also own Red or White and Aubergine, two shops nearby, and they are planning a colorful complete takeover of the street, which may include a Crimson Tide apparel shop and any other variation of colors on the Red side of the color palette. Protesters are already organizing downtown opposing not the Strip Club but whether Aubergine fits into the red color scheme or if that is more on the Blue spectrum

Details emerge showing "Flying Creek" Project will now be an elaborate system of underground Golf Cart tunnels for Rock Creek residents.

 

The new Flying Creek Nature Preserve north of Fairhope broke ground last month creating a new park system in the Dyas Triangle property. The Dyas Triangle is not an occult ancient burial ground like the name suggests but is merely a cursed interdimensional realm where GPS is useless and the squirrels have dark existential ponderings. 

What's more interesting is new details have emerged that the pedestrian tunnel being placed on N Section is currently being reworked to include a large series of golf cart-sized tunnels for the benefit of Rock Creek residents only. The elaborate tunnel system will allow Rock Creekers to travel underground to areas in downtown Fairhope, Point Clear, and the Fairhope Pickleball courts. The tunnels will have facial recognition technology in Rock Creek to access, restricting residents of other neighborhoods, especially Sandy Ford who will be not be allowed in the tunnels, and will be attacked by rabid foxes Rock Creek has been collecting since 2018 if they try.